No-one is better than you and you are no better than anyone else

– Grandad Penney

I’ve never done anything like this before. I’m not the one for splashing personal things all over the internet, but here I am. I don’t really know why I’m doing this, maybe it’s because one day I would like to be an author of an bestseller, or I am attempting to deflect from ranting to my fiancé, to channeling my crazy, random, psycho soliloquies into something more productive. Who knows? Whatever the reason, now seems the perfect time to start. Don’t ask why because I haven’t got a sodding clue.